A comprehensive walkthrough guide to solving all levels of Cipheur, providing step-by-step solutions.
Cipheur Walkthrough Guide for All Level Solutions
Levels 1-10
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 1 | Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. |
| 2 | Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. |
| 3 | Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. |
| 4 | People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. |
| 5 | Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. |
| 6 | If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. |
| 7 | By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. |
| 8 | A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. |
| 9 | I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. |
| 10 | One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening. |
Levels 11-20
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 11 | It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. |
| 12 | I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. |
| 13 | I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. |
| 14 | How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese? |
| 15 | Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. |
| 16 | The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. |
| 17 | Talk is cheap – except when Congress does it. |
| 18 | Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. |
| 19 | A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. |
| 20 | Bureaucracy gives birth to itself and then expects maternity benefits. |
Levels 21-30
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 21 | There’s a world of difference between truth and facts. Facts can obscure the truth. |
| 22 | America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. |
| 23 | A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. |
| 24 | Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. |
| 25 | Change the changeable, accept the unchangeable, and remove yourself from the unacceptable. |
| 26 | Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. |
| 27 | A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it. |
| 28 | Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? |
| 29 | Everything has been said before. But since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. |
| 30 | If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. |
Levels 31-40
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 31 | No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man. |
| 32 | I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. |
| 33 | It’s not the voting that’s democracy; it’s the counting. |
| 34 | Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe. |
| 35 | If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’ what is the opposite of ‘progress’? |
| 36 | Money and success don’t change people; they merely amplify what is already there. |
| 37 | Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I. |
| 38 | Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. |
| 39 | The only thing we have learnt from experience is that we learn nothing from experience. |
| 40 | I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. |
Levels 41-50
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 41 | Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. |
| 42 | Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. |
| 43 | If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you’ll be amazed at the results. |
| 44 | I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. |
| 45 | The great tragedy of science – the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. |
| 46 | If you do what you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten. |
| 47 | They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. |
| 48 | The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t here. |
| 49 | Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them. |
| 50 | I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends. |
Levels 51-60
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 51 | The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples’ money. |
| 52 | The final proof of greatness lies in being able to endure criticism without resentment. |
| 53 | Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. |
| 54 | Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. |
| 55 | If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. |
| 56 | It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit. |
| 57 | It’s amazing how much trouble you can get in when you don’t have anything else to do. |
| 58 | I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. |
| 59 | Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. |
| 60 | It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. |
Levels 61-70
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 61 | Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. |
| 62 | To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. |
| 63 | Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny. |
| 64 | I have never been hurt by what I have not said. |
| 65 | The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you’ll make one. |
| 66 | I’m a classic example of all humorists – only funny when I’m working. |
| 67 | I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren’t any rules, how could you break them? |
| 68 | Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. |
| 69 | The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. |
| 70 | It’s funny because I’ve made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say. |
Levels 71-80
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 71 | You can’t be funny unless you’re tragic, and you can’t be tragic unless you’re funny. |
| 72 | Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. |
| 73 | To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them. |
| 74 | The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. |
| 75 | Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. |
| 76 | He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. |
| 77 | Not all detectives are the same – some play bad cop, some are awkward, some are funny. |
| 78 | Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. |
| 79 | The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don’t feel like going on stage and being funny. |
| 80 | A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. |
Levels 81-90
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 81 | Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. |
| 82 | Behind every great fortune lies a great crime. |
| 83 | Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. |
| 84 | Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it. |
| 85 | The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem. |
| 86 | A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle. |
| 87 | A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road. |
| 88 | I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. |
| 89 | There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. |
| 90 | The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. |
Levels 91-100
| Level | Quote |
|---|
| 91 | If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. |
| 92 | If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner. |
| 93 | It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. |
| 94 | I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time. |
| 95 | A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. |
| 96 | A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. |
| 97 | You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. |
| 98 | Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done. |
| 99 | The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren’t in a very good mood. |
| 100 | Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it. |
