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Crouching repeatedly is not dancing, or maybe it is.
Introduction to Candy Dancin
Candy Dancin is the fine art of mashing button in such a way you look like you know what your doing, might even be aesthetically pleasing. this is a art that is very hard to master but done correctly can separate a Candy Boy from a Candy Man.
The Candy Kid
This is the dance most new candyman players will preform usually after killing another player or decimating spacetime, It is very simple to preform but makes you look like you simply forgot how to taunt.
- Crouch
- Stand
- Switch Direction
- Repeat
The Dandy Candy Dance
This dance is to show you are a force of nature. You may not be the best, but you sure as hell arent going down easy.
- Bunt
- Grab
- Crouch
- Switch Direction
- Repeat
The Handy Dandy Candy Dance
You have a firm understanding of how to bend the ball to your will. You may not be immortal, but no ones killed you yet nor will any time soon.
- Bunt
- Grab
- Crouch
- Switch
- Crouch
- Grab
- Bunt
- Crouch
- Repeat
The Handy Mandy Super Dandy Hyper Randy Destructive Landy Deathly Devil Sugary Sweet Power From Underneath Hellish Candy Dance
Time and space bend to your will, You are the god of chaos. Good and evil are up to you, on the field you are the ball. The souls of the weak willed burn in your sight, Your power and wrath DECIMATES the fabric that holds reality so carefully, You are Candymonium.
- Bunt
- Grab
- Shorthop
- Crouch
- Attack
- Switch Direction
- Attack
- Crouch
- Shorthop
- Grab
- Bunt
- Taunt