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Lucy Got Problems – Walkthrough and Achievement Guide

Note: “Think of the children!” achievement will not unlock if you have H-Patch installed.

First Playthrough

➢ Start a new game
➢ Disable timed choices and pick “Champion cheesecake” difficulty.

Find the right approach to Tiamat
Try to concentrate on the mission
Stay put
Run evasively
Equip a flamethrower

An acorn in the knee
You can no longer be an adventurer

➢ To Last Choice
A dip of faith

Blasted Squirrels
They are in the trees, Lucy! The trees!

The pointy-ears
You have found the elves

A fitting hole
You have carefully stashed the elf girl

All-out attack!
Finish it quickly

Lucy the Elf Girl Slayer

Help her up
Guardian
Do you like this forest?
Discount coupons?!
Does the Seer have any artifacts?
What happened to the Keeper?
➢ SAVE 1
With discretion

Suspension of Disbelief
You have successfully deceived Ellie

Forward, down the paved path

Night in the Woods
Gee, this location is perfectly safe!

Try opening the door
Deceive

You’re fired!
A warm welcome indeed

➢ To Last Choice
Ask directly
➢ Pick left card. DON’T SKIP ANY TEXT HERE.

➢ Go very slow until the card is showed up, then pay attention to the text that indicates what item you have to find in the forest.

FOREST MAP

➢ Make your way to Lush Woodlands (You started at “Magical Forest Depth”)
Kiss the mushroom

Shroom kisser

➢ To Last Choice
Ignore the mushroom
➢ Choose “Take to the Seer” with any item that isn’t the one you need (Check all item locations and descriptions section).

OH NO! The astral squids!
Lovecraft was right

➢ To Last Choice
Search more
➢ Now go and look for the item you needed. You only need to pick one of them.
➢ Once you find the right item, choose “Take to the seer” to progress.

Page of Shrooms
At least you didn’t have to kill ten rats in the cellar…

Why the Orb of Fate?
Stay in place

The Reverse

A prey to the Hollow

Just like the Dank Sauce
Die 5 times

➢ To Last Choice.
Hard to port!
Jump through the barrier
➢ SAVE 2
Strike at her throat
➢ Hit L key when asked.

You are a hero
What do you want, a medal?

Solid SNEK
Finish the story with your suit intact

So that’s what they’re like
You have uncovered the secret of Tiamat’s panties

Sympathy for the devil
You were loyal to Tiamat till the very end

➢ LOAD 2
Sever the shadows

Lucy in the sky with cuties
Never thought you’ll get this high!

➢ LOAD 2
Use the flamethrower

Order 66
Turn the tide of the story in an unexpected way

Second Playthrough

➢ Start a new game
➢ Disable timed choices and pick “Champion cheesecake” difficulty.

Stick to the topic

Deviant demon
You’re problematic

Allow yourself to fantasize a little
Get away immediately
Resist fate
Go right
Give up and turn back

Unlimited Bushworks
You died in an endless bush

➢ To Last Choice.

Push on!

Oh shooooooot!
You lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment

Make something up
Gather kindling

Bonfire Lit
Now it’s safe here

Ask about the bonfire

High elven cuisine
It’s NOT a cookie, you get it?!

Ask about Lara
Say you feel sorry for Ellie

Every tree has its tone
You have heard something very special

Deny everything
Help Ellie

She’s hollow, wrapped in a blanket

Fight
Above!
Devise a ruse

The Night is Dark
Survive the encounter with the horror

Immediately leap out of water
Try opening the door
Ask directly
➢ Pick middle card.
Jasmine
They are too big!

The flatter, the better
Enact justice on the Seer

➢ Click on her butt.

Think of the children!
Invoke the bleak doomed world covered in pixel censorship

➢ Can quit playthrough here.

Third playthrough

➢ Start a new game
➢ Disable timed choices and pick “Champion cheesecake” difficulty.

Stick to the topic
Allow yourself to fantasize a little
Get away immediately
Accept the inevitable
➢ SAVE 3
Forget about the elves
Search more
Not take risks

Wet Dreams
…came true!

Prank Thea
Strike the jelly
Forward, down the paved path
Try opening the door
Ask directly
➢ Pick right card.

Slippery business

➢ Can quit this playthrough here.

➢ LOAD 3
Search in deep woods

Super 8
Feel like a film school student

➢ Can quit this playthrough here.

➢ LOAD 3
Forget about the elves
Onwards to liana

Commune with Nature
Escape the Liana one way or another

➢ Can quit this playthrough here.

Remaining Achievements

➢ LOAD 1
With flair

Better sorry than safe
You have touched them!

➢ Can quit this playthrough here.

➢ Start a new game
➢ Disable timed choices and pick “Champion cheesecake” difficulty.

Stick to the topic
Allow yourself to fantasize a little

Send ’em flyin’
Throw a squirrel out 3 times

All Item locations and descriptions

➢ Choose “Observe” when interacting to any of the items to know their description.

Penisnail:
“Wow, what a cute little buddy! It’s all moist and slimy.”

False penisnail
“This disgusting creature resembles something familiar. And also it looks dry as Hell.”

Hangshroom
“Oh! A mushroom! Wonder if it’s violet on the inside too.”

False hangshroom
“This mushroom looks like an embodiment of despair with that deep blue cap.”

Weed
“What a dope herb. Those blue florets definitely give me chill vibes!”

False weed:
“This one looks springy. I don’t really like yellow flowers though.”

Note: those won’t show up all the time.

Magical Forest Depth
NO ITEMS

River
False weed
Penisnail
Weed

Swamp
False penisnail
False weed
Weed

Magical Forest
Weed
False weed
False hangshroom
Hangshroom

Old Forest
False hangshroom
False weed
Weed
False penisnail
Hangshroom
Penisnail

Lush Woodlands
False penisnail
False hangshroom
Hangshroom

Starting Location
Hangshroom
False hangshroom
False penisnail

Forest Clearing
False penisnail

Elven Forest
Hangshroom
False hangshroom
False hangshroom

Elven Sacred Grouns
Penisnail
False hangshroom
Weed
False weed
Hangshroom

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