Drinking should be fun and easy, right? For those of us who don’t want to deal with the random nature of Juan’s drinks, here’s a guide just for you to show you what they are and what they do!
Heyyyyy~! I’m not the biggest fan of this new element to the game, but I figured that if it were present, we may want to get a sense of what it does.
Twice per game, your character will visit a cat named Juan. This forces you into a minigame where you must pick a drink from a random selection and deal with the effects. This could be anything from changing your playername to jacking up your stats, so if you wanna metagame it, here’s a guide for all of us who don’t want to deal with that.
Drinking Tips & Guide
| Name | Appearance | Effects |
| Name | Flaming green trashcan | Changes your playername to ‘DUMPSTER FIRE’. No other effects. |
| Name | Pink-purple-ish. Looks jumbled. | Shuffles your stats at random. |
| Imagination Shots | Rainbow, with an arch. Unicorn going over the arch. | ++ CREATIVITY |
| Manhattan | Drink with a cityscape on top of it. | +1 every stat point at every location. |
| The Classical Palette | Oblong, curved. Looks like a paint palette. | All locations ‘become more beautiful’. Pictures at locations are replaced with ‘artsy’ style pictures for the rest of the run. No other effects. |
| Sex on the Beach | Multiple squares going down in a curve. Pixel-y. | ++ FUN |
| Love Potion no.9 | Red, with heart coming out of the top. #9 label. | Increases hearts. |
| AB Blood | Red, rectangular, looks like a blood bag | MULTIPLAYER ONLY. Steals stats from other players! |
| Pair of Beer Boots | Shoes with beer in them. Yellow, frothy | One location, chosen at random, now gives double stats. |
| Tequila Moonrise | Teal, cloudy | ++ ALL STATS |