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A simple guide of how to get 100% achievements.
Tutorial Level Achievements
In the Tutorial level you can get the following achievements.
-Note: I’ll not be putting up ”Kill Your First” Achievements, as these will come by playing the game.
Haemochromatosis
Kill yourself with metal bars
Right at the start of the game after picking up Lucy ”the skull”.
You will need to use it on the lever a bit down the hall.
Once the bars are up, stand in the middle and use Lucy again to let them fall on you.
Nerd
Read a book from a bookshelf
You’ll come by this while running through the Tutorial level.
Drink Grog & Inn Related Achievements
For the drinking achievements i did the following.
I went to the vending machine in town and bought 5 Grogs.
Then i just drink all 5 at ones.
-Note: When i consumed the 5 Grogs, the achievement didn’t pop.
I immediately bought another 5 and drink those too, then it did pop.
A Megapint…?
Drink your very first grog.
I drink, but I’m not a drunk!
Have three grogs in total.
Okay… Maybe I’m a bit drunk…
Drink five large grogs at the same time.
Karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song.
Inside the Inn, there’s a Bard, ask him for another song.
European karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk.
Do this drunk to get another achievement.
Surprise!!
Buy a surprise from Melisande.
This will be 100 gold.
Cockadoodledoo!
Find the marvelous Chickenator
Once you go up the stairs in the Inn, go towards the bathroom.
Next to the sinks in the corner will be the Chickenator.
World & Farm Related Achievements
Yeehaw!!!
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot.
To get this one you will need a Cowboy hat or Western hat with the buff ”Fire 3 shots at once with ranged weapons”.
AHHHHHH…..I’M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire.
While on fire, press Alt to roll and put the fire out, this will also give you the achievement.
Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire.
Catch the bus with me!
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel.
These can be found at almost any ruins.
Scrambled Eggs
Collect at least 100 eggs.
For this i’ve found a lil farm spot, but feel free to kill chickens in town too.
First go towards Lakeside Farm.
Kill all the chickens and use the Stinky Outhouse to teleport to the Jolly Barrel Inn.
Because you used the Stinky Outhouse *if ya didn’t already* you’ll get an achievement for this too.
Thats disgusting!
Use the stinky outhouse.
When you’re teleported to the Jolly Barrel Inn, turn around and re-use the toilet to get back to the Lakeside Farm.
The chickens will be respawned, rinse and repeat till achievement pops up.
Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
Eat your first grilled chicken.
Kill a chicken with fire, it will drop a Grilled Chicken. Eat it.
Meat grinder
Get eaten by a shark.
See this sign? Jump in!
Another one bites the iron
Kill an enemy using metal bars.
For this one you will need to go into a dungeon, in some you’ll need a cube to open some doors.
When a enemy is near, he will come at you while the door is open.
The moment he runs below the bars, step off the pressure plate and he will be smashed.
Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe
Pick up a Mistlefoe.
Did ya see one of these? Pick it up!
Pasta Bolognese
Whoop Ass 10 times!
This one will come by just by playing the game.
When you’re fighting and your ”rage” is full, you can press R to use Whoop-Ass.
No…No…No…that was not meant for you…yet!
For this one you’ll need to go towards ”The Goddess”.
Once you’re there, go around the corner on the left side of the wall.
When you’re on the corner like below on the screenshot, try to sprint jump up the wall.
Once you’ve figured it out or by chance got up, go towards the lil temple/shrine and pick up the Jetpack!
Hovering around
Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
Go towards the Mysterious Vendor.
Speak with the Vendor and buy the Hovercraft for 500 gold.
Out of bounds
Visit a place you shouldn’t actually visit.
Once you’ve gotten the Jetpack, go to the gate of Stonedale.
Jetpack over the wall and jump in, if not popping up, run around a lil.
Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome.
Your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Eat 100 Gnomes.
I’m getting full…
Eat 500 Gnomes.
Okay for this i’m just going to show you how i did it.
Save before doing this!I was done with everything, went a save game back while i still had all my money.
*Yes, you do need gold for this way*
First i went to this location, Ancient ruins of Stubbed Toes.
Keep getting hit and use your Gnomes to heal.
Everytime i was out, just open de machine and buy 7 new ones.
Rinse and repeat.
If your money is gone and no achievement popped, load your game and continue.
I’ve got the power
Get full strength when Level Up.
Catch me if you can
Get full agility when Level Up.
I’m feeling lucky!
Get full luck when Level Up.
Better safe than sorry – use protection
Get full protection when Level Up.
In my first playthrough i knew these were here, so i put everything in Luck.
And my hunch was right, once my character hit level 10 and my Luck was 9, the achievement popped.
That would mean replaying the game 3 more times and put all your points in 1 certain skill.
Even though i liked the game a lot. *more than i thought i would* I didn’t feel like replaying it 3 more times.
This is where Console Commands come in to play!
Go to settings and scroll down a bit:
Start a new game, this can be done in the tutorial.
Press F12 to open up the commands menu.
Type in AddXp 1000.
Why did i go for only 1000 at a time and not more? It messed up my leveling.
Example: I was lvl 10 with 6 points… xD
After each level up, close the menu and set your point in which you’re going for.
Rinse and repeat.
Outro
Like i said at the beginning of this guide, i didn’t put up achievements such as ”Jump/Dodge 500 times” or ”Kill 1000 Enemies”
The story related ones that are unmissable didn’t make it also.
Even the ”Kill your first” achievements weren’t worth it.
However, if someone wants a achievement added as it’s not clear enough, I could check in on this.
Overall many of these achievements are straight forward.
Hopefully this guide helped some of ya’ll! Have fun gaming and enjoy your day!
Did you manage to find the deal with it glasses?
I have an issue with it myself. I seem to have gone through all the gilded ruins and have all the glasses numbered 2-6 and the first pair that has no number but don’t have the achievement. Thought I tried wearing them all, but doesn’t seem to have gotten it either. Anyone been able to get it to work?