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Two Point Hospital – Epidemics: Cheesy Gubbins Edition

An epidemic cheese strat that shall pierce the heavens.

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You have 20 GP’s offices with queues of 25+, no fewer than 10 people are simultaneously ‘taking a nap’ on the floor, and your reception area looks like a mosh pit. You’re pretty much playing to perfection. So far so good, right? Suddenly, an epidemic! So what do you do?

Well, what the game would tell you to do is read the description and then carefully search through your 500+ invalids barely clinging to life in your American healthcare simulator. There are 6 people infected, and the only way to tell them apart is that they ‘walk funny’. But how do you tell which is which when some are sitting, some are in treatment, and some are the staff themselves who are gleefully watching people die? No sooner to you manage to find one when the infection suddenly spreads. 6 minus 1 is… 12? 12 minus 2 is 30. Well sh*t, there aren’t enough vaccines for them all. Joggers Ripple and its stupid sexy athleticism wins this round.

Or you can say f*ck it! and just cheese the whole process. Here’s how:

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Epidemics: Cheesy Gubbins Edition

Step #1

Immediately pause the game, save the game, and position your camera over your busiest area.

Step #2

Smash that abandon challenge button.

Step #3

Unpause the game, and watch for anyone that gets the cure animation on them shortly after.

Step #3

Reload the save, and vaccinate that person. Repeat steps 3 and 4 as needed until you’re done.

And there you have it, the bullsh*t free way of cheesing the system so you can get back to more important things in life, like profiting off the sick.

Written by Valar Morghulis

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