Love Esquire Achievement Guide

This guide will show you to get all achievements.

Love Esquire Achievement Guide

1) Amy Ambush:
You will automatically get it as Amy will definitely attack you on your bed to wake you up for your birthday!

2) Get Back to Work!:
You can meet Beatrice at the Archives(!) on the 2nd day after your birthday.

3) Gobshite!:
You can meet Vel at the Barracks(!) on the 2nd day after your birthday.

4) Hello, Nurse!:
You can meet Giselle at the Infirmary(!) on the 3rd day after your birthday.

5) The Princess of Alkos:
You can meet Kamala at the Castle(!) on the 3rd day after your birthday.

6) Time to Grind!:
You can go out to campaign(!) with Hugh on the 4th day after your birthday.

7) Wabba Lubba Dub Dub!:
You can meet Pamu at the Archives(!) on the 7th day after your birthday.

8) The Big Boss:
You can meet Boss at the Tavern(!) on the 8th day after your birthday.

9) Git Gud!:
Just die one time during a campaign & you can achieve this!

10) Magic Potion 69:
You will met Serena with Amy on 13th of the 1st month

11) Godly Damage:
You can get this by improve Charisma skill till between 3 to 5 for Hugh to deal more damage & improve your intellect till 3 to 5 for higher healing.
Afterwards, use this strategy to Taunt, Heal, Taunt , Heal continuously or Taunt, Heal, Taunt ,Heal, Cheer

12) Nice!:
Improve your Intellect, Charisma & Strength stats between 3 to 5 & try to kill many monster & survive if you can but it is okay to die as the game record how many monster you kill.

13) Moist!:
On Amy’s Birthday, Saturday 18th of 1st Month & at 5pm at the gate, you can meet Pamu & Amy. But click on Pamu to unlock a scene where she is bathing naked on her own 😛

14) Meeting by Moonlight:
On Amy’s Birthday, Saturday 18th of 1st Month & at 7pm at the gate, you can meet Pamu & Amy.
But click on Amy to unlock a scene where she is naked on her own in the forest 😛
Maiden’s Moon => On a maiden’s birthday, the fertility god will appear as long as she is naked in the wood. She does it right, Fertility God will arrive in some form & bless the maiden in with … stuff
like beauty, charm, sex appeal & umm… (breast) growth in a sexy kind of way – Amy 😛

15) Sweet Sweet Vengeance:
Improve your Intellect, Charisma & Strength stats to 5 & try to survive & kill the Big Slime/Mastering at Stage 4

16) Caerulian Pie:
… (TBC)

17) Mega Sword Breakerrrrr!:
Improve your Charisma to Level 7 at the Tavern to unlock Mega Sword Breaker

18) Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal:
Improve your Intellect to Level 7 at the Archives to unlock Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal

19) Godly Heals:
After you improve your Intellect to Level 7 at the Archives to unlock Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal, use it when Hugh is low in health to unlock.

20) Big Bad Bork:
Improve your Intellect, Charisma & Strength stats between 5 to 7 & try to survive & kill the Big Wolf at Stage

21) Lady of the Lake: Amy:
On Thursday 16, 2nd Month & on the day of the Lady of the Lake contest, pick Amy to get this 😀

22) My Little Sister Can’t be this Nosy!:
… (TBC)

23) All Your Loot Belong to Us!:
Improve your Strength to Level 7 at the Barracks to unlock Limit Break Loot

24) Weird Flex, but Okay!:
Improve your Strength to Level 7 at the Barracks to unlock Limit Break Taunt

25) Godly Hands:
Loot 10000 gold in 1 turn (normal mode) by improving your strength skill to 7 at least

26) Barrier Break:
Use loot to remove an enemy barrier when Good Boye Bork++ (monster) appear & use barrier on its allies

For example:

27) I Loot the Air!:
Just click Loot when you are starting a battle & you will get this automatically.

28) Best Support Ever:
Heal Hugh when he’s at max HP.

29) Was that really necessary?:
Use Cheer on just one monster (Ensure you kill the other two monster)

30) Sharing is Caring:
Give any Waifu a gift to get this!

31) Resurrection Not Included:
I found this in one of the cabinet at the Infirmary when I lost a battle on 2nd Month.

32) A+ Squire!:
On any month which Hugh does a monthly check on Squire, train all of his stats evenly like level 3 for each if possible.

33) But At What Cost?:
I found this by clicking on the dog at the Castle on 2nd Month.

34) I’m sexy and I know it!:
Max Squire’s Charisma level to level 10 & in normal mode to unlock this.

35) Smooth Criminal:
Defeat Varetear in campaign normal mode at Stage 14 & ensure Squire’s stat level is high enough like 7 for each.

Achievement Part #2

36) I am an intellectual — a freethinker!:
Max Squire’s Intellect level to level 10 at Archives & in normal mode to unlock this.

37) The Bane of Bandits!:
Meet Varetear at Stage 15 Wave 3.

38) Boss Rush:
Finish the whole campaign / 15 Stages in normal mode.

39) Ocarina of Love:
Obtain this by completing Stage 15.

40) Fertility Day Date: Amy:
Choose/Click on Amy to go on a date at the plaza on Month 3 Day 14.

41) Ocarina: Amy:
Give Amy the legendary item, Ocarina of Love.

42) Ocarina: Giselle:
Give Giselle the legendary item, Ocarina of Love.

43) Noob!:
Die 10 times in campaign in one playthrough.

44) Firebird Feather: Amy:
Give Amy the rare item, Firebird Feather.

45) Squirely gains, bro!:
Max Squire’s Strength level to level 10 at Barracks & in normal mode to unlock this.

46) Speed Dating:
Beat the game & achieve any waifu’s romance ending before 3rd month is over.

47) For Caerulia!:
– Unsure how to explain this but for me, I achieve Amy’s romance ending to obtain this.

48) A Mysterious Bottle:
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49) Blooming Romance:
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50) The TRUE Final boss:
Wait / Do whatever you want till you reach 3rd Month & you visit the tavern in between 5pm to 7pm for Hugh monthly checkup & Boss will let you know his real name no matter what name option you click.

51) A Farm To Come Home To:
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52) Jumpin’ Lady of the Lake Fish!:
Go to Outskirt & click on the fishing rod. If you have Tiny Fish, either reload your save file & retry or end the day & retry again till you get it.

53) A Fool’s Demise:
Look & read through under column, ‘Multiples Endings’ to obtain this ending.

54) Totally a Bad Ending:
…

55) Lady of the Lake Fish: Amy:
Give Amy the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish.