This guide will show you to get all achievements.
Love Esquire Achievement Guide
1) Amy Ambush:
You will automatically get it as Amy will definitely attack you on your bed to wake you up for your birthday!
2) Get Back to Work!:
You can meet Beatrice at the Archives(!) on the 2nd day after your birthday.
You can meet Vel at the Barracks(!) on the 2nd day after your birthday.
4) Hello, Nurse!:
You can meet Giselle at the Infirmary(!) on the 3rd day after your birthday.
5) The Princess of Alkos:
You can meet Kamala at the Castle(!) on the 3rd day after your birthday.
6) Time to Grind!:
You can go out to campaign(!) with Hugh on the 4th day after your birthday.
7) Wabba Lubba Dub Dub!:
You can meet Pamu at the Archives(!) on the 7th day after your birthday.
8) The Big Boss:
You can meet Boss at the Tavern(!) on the 8th day after your birthday.
9) Git Gud!:
Just die one time during a campaign & you can achieve this!
10) Magic Potion 69:
You will met Serena with Amy on 13th of the 1st month
11) Godly Damage:
You can get this by improve Charisma skill till between 3 to 5 for Hugh to deal more damage & improve your intellect till 3 to 5 for higher healing.
Afterwards, use this strategy to Taunt, Heal, Taunt , Heal continuously or Taunt, Heal, Taunt ,Heal, Cheer
Improve your Intellect, Charisma & Strength stats between 3 to 5 & try to kill many monster & survive if you can but it is okay to die as the game record how many monster you kill.
On Amy’s Birthday, Saturday 18th of 1st Month & at 5pm at the gate, you can meet Pamu & Amy. But click on Pamu to unlock a scene where she is bathing naked on her own 😛
14) Meeting by Moonlight:
On Amy’s Birthday, Saturday 18th of 1st Month & at 7pm at the gate, you can meet Pamu & Amy.
But click on Amy to unlock a scene where she is naked on her own in the forest 😛
Maiden’s Moon => On a maiden’s birthday, the fertility god will appear as long as she is naked in the wood. She does it right, Fertility God will arrive in some form & bless the maiden in with … stuff
like beauty, charm, sex appeal & umm… (breast) growth in a sexy kind of way – Amy 😛
15) Sweet Sweet Vengeance:
Improve your Intellect, Charisma & Strength stats to 5 & try to survive & kill the Big Slime/Mastering at Stage 4
16) Caerulian Pie:
17) Mega Sword Breakerrrrr!:
Improve your Charisma to Level 7 at the Tavern to unlock Mega Sword Breaker
18) Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal:
Improve your Intellect to Level 7 at the Archives to unlock Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal
19) Godly Heals:
After you improve your Intellect to Level 7 at the Archives to unlock Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal, use it when Hugh is low in health to unlock.
20) Big Bad Bork:
Improve your Intellect, Charisma & Strength stats between 5 to 7 & try to survive & kill the Big Wolf at Stage
21) Lady of the Lake: Amy:
On Thursday 16, 2nd Month & on the day of the Lady of the Lake contest, pick Amy to get this 😀
22) My Little Sister Can’t be this Nosy!:
23) All Your Loot Belong to Us!:
Improve your Strength to Level 7 at the Barracks to unlock Limit Break Loot
24) Weird Flex, but Okay!:
Improve your Strength to Level 7 at the Barracks to unlock Limit Break Taunt
25) Godly Hands:
Loot 10000 gold in 1 turn (normal mode) by improving your strength skill to 7 at least
26) Barrier Break:
Use loot to remove an enemy barrier when Good Boye Bork++ (monster) appear & use barrier on its allies
27) I Loot the Air!:
Just click Loot when you are starting a battle & you will get this automatically.
28) Best Support Ever:
Heal Hugh when he’s at max HP.
29) Was that really necessary?:
Use Cheer on just one monster (Ensure you kill the other two monster)
30) Sharing is Caring:
Give any Waifu a gift to get this!
31) Resurrection Not Included:
I found this in one of the cabinet at the Infirmary when I lost a battle on 2nd Month.
32) A+ Squire!:
On any month which Hugh does a monthly check on Squire, train all of his stats evenly like level 3 for each if possible.
33) But At What Cost?:
I found this by clicking on the dog at the Castle on 2nd Month.
34) I’m sexy and I know it!:
Max Squire’s Charisma level to level 10 & in normal mode to unlock this.
35) Smooth Criminal:
Defeat Varetear in campaign normal mode at Stage 14 & ensure Squire’s stat level is high enough like 7 for each.
Achievement Part #2
36) I am an intellectual — a freethinker!:
Max Squire’s Intellect level to level 10 at Archives & in normal mode to unlock this.
37) The Bane of Bandits!:
Meet Varetear at Stage 15 Wave 3.
38) Boss Rush:
Finish the whole campaign / 15 Stages in normal mode.
39) Ocarina of Love:
Obtain this by completing Stage 15.
40) Fertility Day Date: Amy:
Choose/Click on Amy to go on a date at the plaza on Month 3 Day 14.
41) Ocarina: Amy:
Give Amy the legendary item, Ocarina of Love.
42) Ocarina: Giselle:
Give Giselle the legendary item, Ocarina of Love.
Die 10 times in campaign in one playthrough.
44) Firebird Feather: Amy:
Give Amy the rare item, Firebird Feather.
45) Squirely gains, bro!:
Max Squire’s Strength level to level 10 at Barracks & in normal mode to unlock this.
46) Speed Dating:
Beat the game & achieve any waifu’s romance ending before 3rd month is over.
47) For Caerulia!:
– Unsure how to explain this but for me, I achieve Amy’s romance ending to obtain this.
48) A Mysterious Bottle:
49) Blooming Romance:
50) The TRUE Final boss:
Wait / Do whatever you want till you reach 3rd Month & you visit the tavern in between 5pm to 7pm for Hugh monthly checkup & Boss will let you know his real name no matter what name option you click.
51) A Farm To Come Home To:
52) Jumpin’ Lady of the Lake Fish!:
Go to Outskirt & click on the fishing rod. If you have Tiny Fish, either reload your save file & retry or end the day & retry again till you get it.
53) A Fool’s Demise:
Look & read through under column, ‘Multiples Endings’ to obtain this ending.
54) Totally a Bad Ending:
55) Lady of the Lake Fish: Amy:
Give Amy the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish.
More of this sort of thing:
- Love Esquire Raise Stats
- Love Esquire Combat Guide
- Love Esquire Campaign/Battle Map
- Love Esquire Guide to Gifts for Your Waifus
- Love Esquire: Time Management & Farmable Items