House Party Derek Walkthrough Guide

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A complete House Party Derek walkthrough and romance guide.

House Party Derek Walkthrough Guide

There are two different ways to romance Derek but it depends on the sex of the character you choose. Please follow the route depending on your character.

Derek (Memory Lane) – M Only

We will need to collect all of the “Natty Lites” that are scattered all around the house. The locations are as follows.

Garage. On one of the shelves
Downstairs Bathroom. Next to the toilet
Master Bedroom. On a high shelf by the bathroom door.
Upstairs bathroom. Behind the laundry basket (right click the basket to pick it up)
Study (where Brittney is). Underneath the desk.

Talk to Derek

How long have we been friends? I feel like I’ve known you forever.
S**t, that’s like an eternity ago.
We sure were wild!
Sounds awesome!
Yeah, my brain work good now…
Thanks for the heads up. Peace out.

Talk to Derek Again
Make sure Frank and Leah are not nearby.

Depending on where you are he may say something slightly different.

Hey bud, I got a beer for us.
Can do, buckaroo

Derek will then go sit on a chair in the Gazebo. Make sure Leah is not nearby.

Talk to Derek

Yeah dude, thanks again for the invite.
Ahhh yeah, the time I replaced all the sparkling cider with moonshine? Ha!
Not too well, last I heard.
Definitely more to talk about. Later!

Between each beer session you will need to wait about a minute. Derek will refuse until that hidden timer finishes.

Talk to Derek

Yo D, got another beer for us!
Let’s get steamy, baby!

Derek will then go to the hot tub. You will need to take ALL of your clothes off (E) and sit down in the hot tub. He will not start the beer session until you are sitting in the hot tub fully naked. Again make sure Leah is not nearby.

Talk to Derek

That’s quite a voice you’ve got there.
The SmoothBooty Boyz!
How could I ever forget?
You got it.

For the next part make sure your bladder is full. You can check by taking your P*nis out (P) and the gauge is in the lower right. It should be pretty full but if not you can drink from the faucet in the kitchen.

Talk to Derek

Derek, got us another cold one!
Sounds like a plan, stan.

Derek will then head to the Roof in the backyard. Follow him. You can get on the roof by looking and the support pillar for the roof where the gutter is. If you select it you can climb to the roof.

Talk to Derek on the Roof

You can handle your booze really well.
The pissing contest we had up on the balcony!
Life was simpler back then. Just pissing into the wind, literally.

From here I will be following the romance path. You can choose the other options to not romance Derek if you want it just locks his romance path from you.

I liked hearing that, honestly.
Before you go… how about another contest for old times?
I get what head you’re talking about. Let’s do this.

Stand up by moving your character. While still on the roof take out your p*nis with P and when Derek prompts you start peeing off the roof (number 2 to start peeing). Try to avoid peeing on anyone else or the will get mad at you. You can avoid this by backing up and peeing directly on the roof instead of off it.

That was classic dude!

Talk to Derek After Minute Beer Timer

Got us another brew!
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Uuhhhhhh huh, gotcha. I’ll be right behind you.

Derek will then head to Garage so follow him. Make sure Leah is not there.

Talk to Derek in the Garage

It was either that or Pongboy. I think I made the right choice.
I sink the hidden cup in the crowd… Right between a pair of magnificent b**bs.
What can I say? I’m good in the cleavage clutch.
Yeah, you mean a lot to me too. In more ways than one.
I maybe remember that too…
Sure sure, of course…
Hey, you got it.

Talk to Derek After Minute Beer Timer

Heyo! I scored us another drink!
Yeah absolutely.
I’m there.

Follow Derek to the laundry room.

Talk to Derek In The Laundry Room

Back when, when?
Nothing like… what?
I’m with you all the way Derek.
Hell yeah we are.

This will start the sex scene.

At this point you can initiate this scene again just by talking to Derek and asking if he wants to visit memory lane again.

You can only have sex with him in the laundry room (excluding the threesome scene with Vickie).

Derek (Host Hijinks) – F Only

Derek has two options with Female character. You can either have s*x with him or become friends and he will become a bodyguard for you. I will specify which options you must choose during this guide.

Head up to the Art room upstairs. Inspect the Owl painting.

Talk to Madison

So is that like, your secret art lair upstairs?
Wow, you’re so individualistic!
Please don’t turn me into a skin lamp…
I volunteer as tribute.
*Continue*
Derek, what the f*ck?
F*ck, where’s my popco- go on…
No, it’s gotta be me!
Sounds great!
Somebody get this guy a beggin’ strip! Shut up already Derek!
That escalated quickly.

Talk to Madison Again

Can you give me any clues into what kind of art you’d like to see?
Right. Sounds real easy…

Head to the Living Room. Behind the left speaker is a foam finger, take it.

Go to the Garage, next to one of the shelves is a Dusty Penguin, take it.

Head up to Ashley’s room. There is a pink dildo underneath her pillow, take that.

In the Kitchen next to the fridge is a trash can, interact with it and select rummage.
Interact with the magazine in the trash can and take it.
This will add Money Makers Monthly to your inventory.

Head to the Master Bedroom. The dresser underneath the TV is interact-able, use the dresser with the Dusty Penguin. Next use the Foam Finger, Money Makers Monthly and Dildo with the penguin to create your art piece.

Talk to Madison

I’m ready to show you my creation.
You’ve got to come to the bedroom with me.
Jeez.

Madison will invite everyone up to the bedroom to see it. Head upstairs to the Master Bedroom again and hang around the bedroom door.

Madison Will Talk to You
Depending on what hi-jinks you are up to some characters may not show up to the bedroom for the art show off.

Um, yes.
Art is subjective?
I guess it is a little out there.
Thanks for your honesty, Frank.
Wow… Terrific feedback. Thanks Frank!
Yeah that’s not really helping my case.
Thanks Pat! At least someone recognizes real art when they see it. What do you think, Derek?
That’s…definitely not what I did.
Yeah, watchu got?
Soo…
…
*Continue*
…
*Continue*
Yeah yeah…good job Derek.
Penguins can’t fly but thank you for the pep talk, Mads.

Derek will talk to you

Actually, I lost on purpose.
I didn’t want to play along with Madison’s silly games anymore.
I’m sensing some underlying issues here.
See you around, Derek.

Talk to Derek

Madison really loves her mind games, huh? Has she messed with you a lot before?
You’ll have to give me some examples.
It sounds like there’s more where that came from.
…she did what?
That sounds awful.
Missing cat…I might have to ask around about this.
…
Of course. If I hear about anything else Madison has done, I’ll let you know.

Talk to Frank

I’m completely sober!
Right, sure it does. I’m gonna go, uh…over there.

Talk to Frank Again

Know anything about Derek missing a cat?
Good looking out, thanks Frank. I’ll talk to Steph.

Talk to Stephanie

Steph, earlier tonight did Derek break down and talk to you about a cat or something?
So the poor guy was really heartbroken over some p*ssy.
Crying over a grave, eh? I’ve had worse dates.
You have fun…I’ve got some snooping to do.

Go outside, behind the Hot Tub is a Mound of Dirt. Interact with it and select Inspect. Interact with it again and select Search. A collar should pop out of the mound onto the ground, take it.

Give Collar to Derek

I found her collar buried in the backyard. Someone was trying to hide the evidence.
I think someone was trying to hide the evidence of what happened to your cat and I think we both know who it was.
I think you know the truth already.
Let it out, buddy.
Let me guess – that someone is us.
I can’t wait to hear this master plan of yours.

Head to the Kitchen. Between the Sink and the Microwave are two keys. One of them is a Mysterious Key, take it.

Give the Mysterious Key to Derek

That might be a bit much. You shouldn’t do this Derek.
Don’t stoop to her level. You’re better than this.
Romance Option
- I’m glad I cam over too. What do you say we take this to the master bedroom?
- I’ll see you up there.

Follow Derek to the Master Bedroom

Talk to Derek in the Master Bedroom
Ready when you are, baby.

Friendship/Bodyguard Option

I think this is the start to a great friendship.
Thanks Derek!
Sure thing, Derek.

This is the only way to have sex with Derek as the Female character. This is repeatable as well. It will not negatively affect your stats with Madison. This does lock out any sex options with Madison.