House Party Patrick Walkthrough Guide

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A complete House Party Patrick walkthrough and romance guide.

House Party Patrick Walkthrough Guide

The only reason why Patrick is at the party is that he is the cousin of Ashley and Madison. He is completely drunk and carries a bottle of wine with him, which can be retrieved when you make either Madison or Frank beating him down.

Patrick (Screw Him Over) – M+F

Patrick – Give BJ Only
We will be doing the “Screw Over Patrick” route. This will let you give him a BJ.
This story unlocks Compubrah and access to VR. If you have sex with a character, Compubrah will scan them into VR and you can have sex with them whenever you want.
This will also unlock Rachael in VR.

To start we are going to grab a few items before talking to anyone.
Head upstairs to the Art Room Closet. There is a broom in the closet, take it.
Go to Ashley’s Room (spare room with bunk bed). Under the pillow is a Dildo, take it.
Go to the Master Bathroom. Behind the door is a bottle of Painkillers, take this.

Rachael Will Approach You
Feel free to keep going with the next steps. Rachael will eventually find you.

Whoa! What’s the big deal?
I… Um, bye? What the meta just f*cking happened?

Head to the upstairs landing and look at the chandelier over the front door. There is an MP3 player hanging from the chandelier, interact with it and choose the “Throw Dildo” option. It will fall downstairs in front of the Front Door, take the MP3 player.

Go to the Dining Room (where Frank sits), there is a large TV in this room with a media dock in front of it. Interact with the media dock and use it with the MP3 player. This will change the music that is playing in the Living Room.

Give Painkillers to Patrick

See you around Patrick.

Talk to Patrick

So maybe it’s time to tell me what’s up with you and Rachael?
I’ve got nothing but time, friend.
*Strap in*
Ooooh boy… Okay I’m listening.
Pat, this is taking too long. Wrap it up.
You could have led with that…
Let’s just say I haven’t.
I can see where this is going…
and Rachael’s on the site, I’m guessing?
So what does she want from you, in terms of the site?
OK, I’m listening…
It means to bribe them.
Do you mean… a judge?
Riiiiight.
You sure that’s gonna work?
Buuutttt…
Alright, I guess.
Will do!

Talk to Patrick Again

You should watch out for Frank.
How the hell do you even have a bottle of wine with Frank around?
I think I’ll pass on putting anything that’s been down your pants in my mouth. Thanks though.

Head to the Backside of the Gazebo. On the roof of the Gazebo is a large silver Closed Briefcase. Interact with it and use it with the Broom.

You may want to create an alternate save in case you mess this next part up.

Talk to Frank

I’m completely sober!
Right, sure it does. I’m gonna go, uh… over there.

Talk to Frank Again

Patrick’s got a bottle of wine! He’s been shoving it down his pants to hide it from you!
I’ll get the popcorn.

When Frank leaves the Office open the Liquor Cabinet and take the Thermos.

Give Rachael The Thermos
Make sure Leah or Frank are not nearby

Frank doesn’t scare me. Have you seen my biceps?
Sounds like a plan!

Talk to Rachael

Hey, any other ideas on how to make this party less lame-a**?
I uh…Ahem… Don’t know what you’re talking about!
Erm, yeah that’s basically what’s happening
To be honest, I don’t care about any of this.
Fine, let’s hear your pitch.
I think I already found it, but it’s locked tight…
Alright I’ll think on it. And I’ll hold onto that thermos… for now.
Hmmm, okay later Rachael.

Give Thermos to Patrick
Make sure Leah or Frank are not nearby

It’s the least I could do for you allowing me to work for zero pay defending your weird website.
Just make sure to drink all of it, pal. I went through a lot for this hook-up!
Wow. Seeya Pat.

Talk to Rachael
From my experience she normally goes to Ashley’s room during this part.

Here’s the case, it’s locked tight though.
Alrighty.

Follow Rachael to The Fire Pit Area
Rachael should start a conversation once you approach Patrick.

uh… Rachael?
Do I… ugh, okay fine.

Inspect the C*ck Keyring on Patrick’s D*ck

Looks like a c*ck ring… No, it definitely is a c*ck ring. And there’s a key hanging from it!
Huh?
You’re right, I’m really not liking where this is headed.
You’re drunk Patrick. No one’s trying to break into your d*ck. Wait… are we?

You now have two options based on the options you choose. You can either suck Patrick’s d*ck or have Rachael suck Patrick’s d*ck.

Option 1 (Suck Patrick’s D*ck)

Alright, what do you need me to do?
Alright… phew… okay! Here we go!
You will start “sucking” his dck. It’s so small the animations look very messed up lol
glorp glorp glorp Tnx Rchl! glorp glorp glorp
Jssz Prrick hyy tfk rrrrp!
You are unable to interact or change anything in this situation. You just look around and wait for Patrick to finish
Holy F-
Alright, I’m going for it!

Interact with the Cck Keyring on Patrick’s dck and choose to Take it.

Give C*ck Keyring to Rachael
Alright, lemme just catch my breath and it’s go-time!

Option 1 ends here. Skip over Option 2 and continue the dialogue to unlock Compubrah and the VR options.

Option 2 (Have Rachael Suck Patrick’s Dck)

Why don’t you help him out? Alright, eyes peeled! Rachel will “suck” his dck but it’s so small the animations look very messed up lol
You have to keep going! You’re doing so good!
Atta girl!
Now just stand around until Patrick “finishes”.
Holy f-
Alright, I’m going for it!

Interact with the Cck Keyring on Patrick’s dck and choose to Take it.

Talk to Rachael
That’s some real dedication. OK, gimme a minute

This is where both dialogue options goes back to the same lines. After you finish either option 1 or option 2 continue from here

Open your inventory and use the C*ck Keyring with the Closed Briefcase.

Give Rachael The Open Briefcase

Soooo? Did we win?
You said I’d get whatever was in this case as a prize for helping.
Yeah I’ll check it out… see if it’s worth putting on or near my face. Thanks!

This unlocks the VR mode with Compubrah. Both options will unlock Rachael in the VR space. This give you access to have sex with her again as many times as you want. VR sex does increase your stamina.

Patrick (Help Him) – M+F – Part 1

Patrick – Watch Him Jerk Off or Blow Him

This route will watch him jerk off.
This story also unlocks Compubrah and access to VR.
This route will unlock the option to have sex with Patrick in VR.
We will be doing the “Help Patrick” route.
This route also locks romancing Rachael.

Talk to Patrick

You should watch out for Frank.
How the hell do you even have a bottle of wine with Frank around?
I think I’ll pass on putting anything that’s been down your pants in my mouth. Thanks though.

Talk to Frank

I’m completely sober!
Right, sure it does. I’m gonna go, uh… over there.

Talk to Frank Again

Patrick’s got a bottle of wine! He’s been shoving it down his pants to hide it from you!
I’ll get the popcorn.

When Frank leaves the Office open the Liquor Cabinet and take the Thermos.

Head to the Kitchen. There is a trash can next to the Fridge. Interact with it and choose the Rummage option. Take the Money Makers Monthly magazine.

Go to Ashley’s Room (spare room with bunk bed upstairs). Under the pillow is a Dildo, take it.

Go to the Master Bathroom. Behind the door is a bottle of Painkillers, take this.

Rachael Will Approach You
Feel free to keep going with the next steps. Rachael will eventually find you.

Whoa! What’s the big deal?
I… Um, bye? What the meta just f*cking happened?

Talk to Patrick

What can I do to help?
I’ll keep an eye out.

Give Painkillers to Patrick

See you around Patrick.

Talk to Patrick

So maybe it’s time to tell me what’s up with you and Rachael?
I’ve got nothing but time, friend.
*Strap in*
Ooooh boy… Okay I’m listening.
Pat, this is taking too long. Wrap it up.
You could have led with that…
Let’s just say I haven’t.
I can see where this is going…
and Rachael’s on the site, I’m guessing?
So what does she want from you, in terms of the site?
OK, I’m listening…
It means to bribe them.
Do you mean… a judge?
Riiiiight.
You sure that’s gonna work?
Buuutttt…
Alright, I guess.
Will do!

Give Thermos to Rachael
Make sure Frank or Leah is not around.

Frank doesn’t scare me. Have you seen my biceps?
Sounds like a plan!

Talk to Rachael

Hey, any other ideas on how to make this party less lame-a**?
I uh…ahem… Don’t know what you’re talking about!
Erm, yeah that’s basically what’s happening.
To be honest, I don’t care about any of this.
Fine, let’s hear your pitch.
Hmm…
Alright I’ll think on it. And I’ll hold onto that Thermos… for now.
Hmmm, okay later Rachael.

Talk to Patrick

I’ve got some new intel. Rachael’s a huge tree hugger, dude.
That’s great, but thick vape clouds isn’t exactly eco-friendly.
I think I need to ask around about this…
Alright, well can I have a bottle of the vape juice as a lead?
So…it’s filled with water and literal juice. *sigh* OK well, thanks for the top-tier guidance, Pat.

Open your inventory and interact with the Money Makers Monthly and choose “Peruse”.

Peruse Magazine

*Stop Reading*

Talk to Patrick

Pat, you won that award because you literally saved an entire village.
I thought I should bring it to you first.
OK Patrick.

Talk to Rachael

You may want to have a look at this…
Read the front cover, then skim page 37.
Here it comes…
Sure, and don’t forget about his love and support for undiscovered musicians… or tonight’s music hook-up.
Sounds like it’s settling in. Take some time. Let it marinate. Epiphanies are delicious!

Talk to Patrick

OK, I showed Rachael the Magazine but she wasn’t really sure how to take it…
Don’t give up man! Do you realize how much genuine good your other businesses do across the world?
Uh yeah, that… plus you’ve helped young, unknown artists get recognized. And your vape company saved a village!
Seems so, even if it was by accident. And yeah I think you might be, dude.
What’re you gonna do?
Yeah um… Don’t forget what water is. See you soon, Pat.

Patrick will walk behind the Gazebo you can follow him or meet him there later, you cannot talk with him until he reaches his spot.

Recommend Saving. Possibility of failure by choosing wrong options.

Approach Patrick Behind the Gazebo

You should probably handle your sh*t better.
Whatchu got there?
Don’t *you* know how to get it open?
Oh sh*t! Pat, put that away!
How’s that have anything to do with anything?
Holy sh*t, I thought you were gonna stop that!
The pronoun “we” has a very specific meaning, Patrick… you can’t get rid of it on your own?

This is where we have a a few options. Option 1, help Patrick jerk off. Option 2, give him a BJ.

Option 3, Zap his boner in the Bug Zapper. All three routes lead to the same outcome of him and Rachael getting together and you unlock the VR. It is possible to fail this by choosing the wrong options.

Option 1 – Patrick Jerks Off

I’ve done a lot for you tonight, but I’m really not sure I can help you any further…
Couldn’t you jerk yourself off?
Alright alright… Let’s do this thing.
I sure am, you grubby, disgusting f*ck-hole!
Your d*ck is the smallest d*ck I’ve ever seen!
The only reason you’re at this party is because your sexy cousins had to invite your b*tch a**.
You’ll never know the love of another person because you’re a parasitic piece of f*ck!
Umm…
Sh*t I can’t think of any more!
You’re the reason we can’t be on Twitch.
I think I’ve seen god.
Thanks Pat.

Open your inventory and use the C*ck Keyring with the Closed Briefcase.

Talk to Patrick

OK Pat, I’m with you.

Follow Patrick to Rachael

Scoring lots of points there, Patrick.
Hold up, give him a shot Rachael…
*Listen*
*Listen*
*Keep Listening*
*Continue listening patiently, as if you weren’t waiting for this opportunity to finish*
*Continue Listening*
*Golf clap*
Eh, maybe hold off on that Pat…
*Continue… Uncomfortably*
Masterfully handled, Patrick.
Jeez Pat, thanks a lot!
Later Pat.

Patrick (Help Him) – M+F – Part 2

No wining, no dining. I don’t know Patrick… what’re you getting at?
Are you seriously asking me to suck you off?
Yeah, I’m game. Gimme that d*ck.
No more cliches, Patrick. Shut the f*ck up and focus.

You will start blowing Patrick but his d*ck is so small the animations are messed up lol.

Jssz prrick hyy tfk rrrp!
I think I’ve tasted god.
Thanks Pat!

Open your inventory and use the C*ck Keyring with the Closed Briefcase.

OK Pat, I’m with you.
Scoring lots of points there, Patrick.
Hold up, give him a shot Rachael…
*Listen*
*Listen*
*Keep Listening*
*Continue listening patiently, as if you weren’t waiting for this opportunity to finish*
*Continue Listening*
*Golf clap*
Eh, maybe hold off on that Pat…
*Continue… Uncomfortably*
Masterfully handled, Patrick.
Jeez Pat, thanks a lot!
Later Pat.

Option 3 – Zap Patrick’s Boner

I’ve done a lot for you tonight, but I’m really not sure I can help you any further…
I get it, but there’s gotta be another way.
Um… avoid Frank then? I’ll be back before you can spell “Masochism”. Seriously though, not sure if you can.
Jesus f*ck, Patrick. Bye.

Talk to Katherine

Kat, you seem like you’d be good at deflating boners. Have any tips?
Uh… electricity? Is that your dream superpower?
No time, gotta run!

Head to the Gazebo. Attached to it is a Bug Zapper. Interact with it and choose inspect.

Patrick, I found a way. We’ll shock that boner right out of you.
Check out that bad boy! *Point to Bug Zapper*
Really wish I had a waiver for you to sign, but yeah let’s go.
Yes, I shall! You’re… erm… very brave!
*Sigh, take his hand* Hurry up you godd*m-
He was doing it for you!
Oh sh*t oh sh*t… what now?!

Rachael will run into the hot tub to help Patrick.

Rachael, save him!
You must give him the slap of life!

Rachael will slap him awake. Just hang around and watch.

Dude, you almost died!
*Listen*
*Continue listening…*
*Continue listening*
*Golf clap and continue listening*
This is just so touching.
Jeez Pat, thanks a lot!
Later Pat.

No matter which option you choose, as long as you help Patrick you unlock him in VR and can do all sex options with him there.

If you unlock Patrick this locks Rachael from being put into VR.

Patrick (Pegging) – F Only

Patrick – Peg Him Only
As the female character it is possible to peg Patrick. It is also very simple.

Talk to Patrick

Wanna f*ck?
I mean it. Let’s f*ck.
I will meet you there, Pat!

Talk to Patrick in the Master Bedroom

Ready to hook up?
I have considered your request and yes, Patrick, I will peg you.
Let’s f*ck!

That’s it. Like I said it is very simple. Enjoy dominating Patrick. If you turn him down in the bedroom it will lock out pegging him.